humor

 She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched. They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos. I want more detailed information. The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life. She folded her handkerchief neatly. Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight. He colored deep space a soft yellow. If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else's fire. The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke. Combines are no longer just for farms. They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use. There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store. Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the ta...